This post has content warnings for: mental health, online harassment, discourse about discourse.

the Good Nœws: i'm not even 6 weeks into this 16 week internship and they offered me a permanent position
the Bad Nœws: node.js 😔
Look! In the sky! It's a bird AND a plane! It's Lati!!
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Lati, birdplane: He/Him
pretty sure it'd be at least a little offensive to compare bad security practices to drunk driving, but not sure how else i can convince a team of software engineers to stop saying things like "when's our next audit"